WTF IS HTML?!

First of all HTML is an acronym for HyperText Markup Language, it is the language or code you use to make web pages. HTML is used to structure information — denoting certain text as headings, paragraphs, lists and so on — and can be used to describe, to some degree, the appearance of a document and the way the document behaves. All websites use HTML somewhere. Tom from myspace.com even uses HMTL to make myspace. Learning HTML is like learning another language :( but the good thing is, you don't need to learn any pronounciation. HMTL is divided up into "tags". Each one of these tags is an instruction that tells the web page to display or do something in the browser. Here is a good reference page of all the HTML tags available. But for myspace pimping, you really only need to know a few.

BUT OMG THAT LOOKS REALLY HARD!! HOW DO I USE IT?

Admittedly, HTML looks confusing, but a lot of it is more than you will need to pimp your profile. Da Myspace Hustlers will only highlight the most common tags for pimping. If you check the HTML guide linked above, with some careful reading you will be able to unlock a lot more possibilities.